Raised in Midwest. Hated humidity. Gragitated collage. Moved to San Diego and have been here writing software since. 99% of my time is spent working and playing with wife, two kids and an Italian Greyhound, 0.9% sleeping and the remainder is split amongst my many other interests, including sloppy photoshopping and writing really long sentences.
Entry Stats
| red = in submit | green = in vote | blue = completed |
| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
 | Live? | Parody Endorsements 4 | 4/20/2005 | 24 | 5.844 | 1/27 |    | |
 | Golf Tee | Water Tower | 4/14/2005 | 6 | 3.912 | 40/76 | | |
 | Santa's Lap | Pea Bird | 4/11/2005 | 1 | 4.894 | 7/34 | | |
 | Corona Nuke | Unlucky Day 4 | 4/4/2005 | 6 | 4.173 | 38/44 | | |
 | Aca Polloco | Mexican Grill name | 4/11/2005 | 1 | 3.832 | 92/140 | |