A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says, "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked lady says...
Entry Stats
| red = in submit | green = in vote | blue = completed |
| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
 | Duh Duh Duh | Prequels 2 | 3/19/2008 | 12 | 5.909 | 6/53 |   | |
 | PSYCHE! | Pygmalion 6 | 1/12/2006 | 24 | 6.123 | 5/94 | | |
 | Silence of the Ham | Pop Culture Monsters 7 | 1/9/2006 | 23 | 6.389 | 4/63 | | |
 | Birth of Hair Metal | Meowza vs. CCZ | 9/8/2005 | 25 | 8.581 | 2/2 |  | |
 | Trop Rapide Pour L'Amour | Rock 'n' Ren | 8/19/2005 | 65 | 8.298 | 1/57 |   | |
 | Mississippi Queen | 6 Degrees of Jessica Simpson | 8/3/2005 | 7 | 5.603 | 14/78 | | |
 | L'Orage de la Stupidité | 6 Degrees of Jessica Simpson | 8/3/2005 | 14 | 5.735 | 13/78 | | |
 | GPK Jessica | 6 Degrees of Jessica Simpson | 8/3/2005 | 15 | 6.251 | 5/78 | | |
 | Pie a la Mode | Celebrity Time Travel 9 | 5/6/2005 | 22 | 6.646 | 1/122 | | |
 | Le Ravissement de Mécanique | RoboRen 3 | 3/27/2005 | 63 | 8.096 | 1/56 | | |
 | Lost | I: Adams Inspired Art | 3/6/2005 | 14 | 7.862 | 2/10 |  | |
 | Guns | Illo Shortie: G | 3/5/2005 | 26 | 8.127 | 1/22 | | |
 | Shrek in Time | Mate a Movie 9 | 2/26/2005 | 15 | 5.698 | 12/86 | | |
 | Bubba-licious | Presidential Drag 2 | 2/24/2005 | 10 | 5.836 | 5/121 | | |
 | Mrrrawrrr! | Hello Kitty 2 | 2/20/2005 | 32 | 6.718 | 2/62 | |