I was born in the house my father built. But when the blue-gloved minions of a shadowy government agency showed up, demanding to implant Twinkie DNA into my cerebellum as part of a lengthy series of experimental brain surgeries, Luther Burbank decided that for my own safety I should be sent away to rural Saskatchewan, where I spent the next ten years being raised in secret by renegade mimes. Then, after I attended the Royal Martian War College . . .
Entry Stats
| red = in submit | green = in vote | blue = completed |
| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
 | Maharishi Macaw | The Birds 3 | 2/11/2008 | 4 | 5.930 | 7/41 |  | |
 | Rasta Vulture | The Birds 3 | 2/11/2008 | 3 | 5.967 | 6/41 |  | |
 | River of Sand, Ocean of Stars | Second Chance Friday - Animals | 12/3/2007 | 2 | 5.822 | 48/116 | | |
 | Samsahund | Second Chance Friday - Animals | 12/3/2007 | 3 | 5.172 | 82/116 | | |
 | Though he be but little ... | The Best of Worth B | 10/20/2007 | 9 | 6.695 | 41/78 | | |
 | Rhinurtledillo | The Best of Worth B | 10/20/2007 | 2 | 6.148 | 55/78 | | |
 | Where Did I Put My Keys? | H8H: MONSTERZ! | 8/11/2007 | 10 | 7.064 | 2/6 | | |
 | Terry O'Mutant | Celebrity Sideshow 8 | 7/23/2007 | 11 | 6.495 | 6/34 | | |
 | Invasion | Opening Paragraphs: Horror 3 | 6/3/2007 | 5 | 5.824 | 8/23 | | |
 | Eye Of The World | IT: Eyes | 5/23/2007 | 3 | 6.512 | 6/28 | | |
 | Just Your Basic Dragon | I: Fantasy Sci/Fi | 5/4/2007 | 8 | 4.888 | 27/28 | | |
 | Freedom | IT:Horses | 2/5/2007 | 5 | 6.402 | 5/20 | | |
 | Head Study | IT:Horses | 2/5/2007 | 3 | 6.289 | 7/20 | | |
 | Beauty | I: Kahlil Gibran Inspired Art | 11/29/2006 | 5 | 6.927 | 5/11 | | |
 | The Lost Holbein | Modern Renaissance 6 | 7/31/2006 | 6 | 4.057 | 105/116 | |