...and on the 7.4865E+12th day, the Lord created me. Then, he looked upon his work and saw that it had much hair, and a criminal sloping forehead. Then did the Lord blink several times and sigh, remarking "I gotta take a break. Can't seem to concentrate." Then, he drank. A lot.
Entry Stats
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| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
 | Fortune Cookies | Fill the Frame 2 | 3/18/2005 | 5 | 5.435 | 16/144 |   | |
 | Fortune | Numbers | 3/15/2005 | 4 | 5.077 | 28/71 | | |
 | Candy? | Scary Signs 5 | 2/15/2005 | 7 | 5.121 | 23/75 | | |
 | Interactive Aquarium | Scary Signs 5 | 2/15/2005 | 9 | 6.303 | 1/75 |  | |
 | Lautrec's Kidman | Modern Mod Ren 5 | 1/28/2005 | 16 | 6.458 | 8/59 | | |
 | Lonely Drunk | Negative Space | 6/1/2004 | 2 | 5.812 | 14/18 | | |
 | Yin Yang | Opposites | 4/16/2004 | 9 | 7.000 | 1/16 |    | |
 | Venus | Childhood Renaissance 2 | 3/21/2004 | 3 | 6.030 | 6/41 | | |
 | Cauli-Jacks | Wacky Snacks 2 | 3/17/2004 | 4 | 5.440 | 15/41 | | |
 | Pencil Sharpener | More Power 3 | 3/16/2004 | 18 | 6.189 | 3/35 |  | |
 | Cold | Sculpted 2 | 3/21/2004 | 3 | 5.913 | 9/118 | | |
 | Mourning | Sculpted 2 | 3/21/2004 | 10 | 6.990 | 1/118 |  | |
 | Siblings | Sculpted 2 | 3/21/2004 | 5 | 5.977 | 6/118 | | |
 | Twins | Natural Selections 6 | 3/11/2004 | 16 | 6.230 | 5/40 | |