10. Nobody understands what he types, so he can't be banned for his comments.

9. All of the Worth 1000 administrators and jurors are secretly afraid of him.

8. How do you ban pure evil?

7. Rob can't be banned until we figure out what his wife sees in him.

6. Rob is really a cute and cuddly kitten. How do you ban a kitten?

5. If Rob were banned, we would never get to see pictures of all the new chat users.

4. Rob's got the coolest avatar ever. It is often imitated, but never duplicated. Banning him would lower the Coolness Factor© by about 35.

3. Rob represents the "Dark Side" of Worth 1000. Always two, there are. Master and apprentice. Never more, never less.

2. To replace one Rob, it would take a legion of evil spider monkeys. You don't want spider monkeys taking over Worth 1000, do you?

1. There's a little bit of Rob in each of us. To ban him would be to ban ourselves.