Raised by two ex-hippies & several pets. Spent most of my life as an illustrator & have been in front of a screen since the Mac Classic. I compensate for this with extreme sports & as much travel as I can get away with.<BR> I'm a freelance web designer and am happy to do custom work. Services, portfolio and rates can be found at www.sarmonster.net.
Entry Stats
| red = in submit | green = in vote | blue = completed |
| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
 | forestpurple | Jump2Me | 2/14/2008 | 0 | 3.272 | 62/72 |  | |
 | Dalek Christmas | Worst. Album. Ever. | 1/6/2007 | 7 | 5.008 | 32/65 | | |
 | Vasectomy | Real Life Merit Badges 3 | 6/20/2006 | 14 | 5.422 | 12/47 |  | |
 | Time Tourist | Archaeological Anomalies 8 | 6/5/2006 | 2 | 4.858 | 27/53 | | |
 | Sean Bean | I: Celebrity Pin-Ups | 5/28/2006 | 4 | 5.625 | 11/14 | | |
 | At First Sight | Reunions | 3/10/2006 | 2 | 5.235 | 12/16 | | |
 | Athena | Pygmalion 6 | 1/12/2006 | 3 | 4.994 | 38/94 | | |
 | Bubbakus | Vacation Bloopers 5 | 12/15/2005 | 8 | 5.627 | 9/56 | | |
 | Lifehouse | Band Name Literalisms 4 | 12/14/2005 | 8 | 5.378 | 17/97 | | |
 | Legged Beholder | Jack-O'Lantern Challenge 4 | 10/28/2005 | 13 | 5.040 | 22/61 | | |
| | Midnight Meal | Opening Paragraphs: Horror Comedy | 10/10/2005 | 8 | 5.938 | 7/9 | | |
 | NarniaBackup | Marketing Genius: Disney's Chicken Little | 9/23/2005 | 5 | 4.665 | 55/83 | | |
| | The Shoulder Story (Nosocomephobia) | Stress Test | 9/20/2005 | 3 | 4.893 | 12/13 | | |
 | AllsWell | Stop the Presses! 5 | 9/16/2005 | 6 | 5.546 | 14/35 | | |
 | kissing | Heaven & Hell 3 | 9/2/2005 | 17 | 5.378 | 12/38 | |