I was born the son of a cotton farmer back aught 6. Times were hard but mama managed to feed us the finest cornbread and grits. As I grew up, I had to make a living dancing on the street for nickels. Eventually I got a part in a vaudeville act and went on to become a star.
Entry Stats
| red = in submit | green = in vote | blue = completed |
| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
![Boombox Hitchc[nf]ock](http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/723500/723896_6ce7_sqr.jpg) | Boombox Hitchc[nf]ock | Good Old New Wave 5 | 1/24/2006 | 9 | 5.126 | 13/26 |   | |
 | De Niro | Pinocchio 9 | 6/6/2005 | 7 | 4.928 | 37/116 | | |
 | Fresh Prince of Bambara | Celebrity Sideshow 4 | 9/22/2004 | 14 | 5.853 | 5/43 |  | |
 | Indian Winter | Seasonal Haiku | 9/22/2004 | 0 | 5.193 | 38/78 | | |
| | Frozen Wasteland | Seasonal Haiku | 9/22/2004 | 0 | 5.206 | 36/78 | | |
| | The Others | 10 Second Movie Summary 2 | 9/6/2004 | 2 | 5.868 | 10/48 | | |
 | Fireworks display | Nationalism | 7/4/2004 | 17 | 5.171 | 31/91 | | |
 | Branding the cows | Unauthorized Far Side Tribute 6 | 5/23/2004 | 13 | 5.638 | 13/32 | | |
 | Walking Away | Supernatural Phenomena 2 | 4/15/2004 | 12 | 5.365 | 15/53 | | |
 | Nylon Strings | Beginner: Macro | 4/8/2004 | 3 | 5.524 | 31/146 | | |
 | Crocodile Bundy | Movievision 3 | 3/25/2004 | 8 | 4.895 | 46/59 | | |
| | Prozac | Achtung! Idiot 2 | 3/23/2004 | 0 | 5.497 | 10/51 | | |
 | Camping | Photigami | 3/19/2004 | 1 | 5.207 | 65/115 | | |
 | Canada Geese Coming Home | The Blues 2 | 3/28/2004 | 1 | 5.178 | 42/100 | | |
 | DerAlt | Mod Ren a Worthian | 3/14/2004 | 0 | 5.004 | 167/223 | |