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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...

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fxb   madonna
madonna
afeldman said 9 years ago 3/28/2003 11:35:10 AM EDT

You did a really good job, but you are not supposed to include the picture you worked from in the image. Haowever, you did it creatively, so it balances out. It would be better without it though.
foto   Chimney Rock
Chimney Rock
afeldman said 9 years ago 3/27/2003 5:10:07 PM EDT

The fram is great, but the subject is somewhat lacking.
fxb   Ronald McDonna
Ronald McDonna
afeldman said 9 years ago 3/27/2003 4:48:52 PM EDT

Madonna has jumped on the endorsement bandwagon.
fxb   On Time
On Time
afeldman said 9 years ago 3/26/2003 5:25:35 PM EDT

On 03/26/2003 6:41:05 AM, nealbo said:

eh? This is exactly the same as my entry, same train in the same place?? Freaky..

That was strange. I guess great minds think alike.
fx   He's so, um . . .
He's so, um . . .
afeldman said 9 years ago 3/21/2003 11:57:16 AM EDT

great job.
fxh   Guess :)
Guess :)
afeldman said 9 years ago 3/20/2003 6:46:03 PM EDT

Was this supposed to be "Red White and Blonde?"
fx   Spider on the ground
Spider on the ground
afeldman said 9 years ago 3/20/2003 6:39:04 PM EDT

This is really funny. Great idea.
fxb   Tantrum
Tantrum
afeldman said 9 years ago 3/20/2003 11:58:25 AM EDT

You did a great job. You did however forget to remove a piece of the bar.