Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...

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fx   Meerkat Three
Meerkat Three
afeldman said 8 years ago 10/29/2004 12:10:18 PM EDT

Alvin, Simon, & Theodore
;-)

fx   Guitaruman
Guitaruman
afeldman said 8 years ago 10/29/2004 12:10:14 PM EDT

We're off to see the wizard...

fx   Maximus Live!
Maximus Live!
afeldman said 8 years ago 10/29/2004 12:10:12 PM EDT

The facial expression really makes this one.

fx   Rockin' Henry VIII
Rockin' Henry VIII
afeldman said 8 years ago 10/29/2004 12:10:12 PM EDT

Not only did you use the same source I did, you also made the mistake of not removing the guitar stand part around the neck of the guitar, just like I did. LOL. :-)

fx   School of Rock
School of Rock
afeldman said 8 years ago 10/29/2004 12:10:07 PM EDT

You should have flipped the guitar instaed of flipping the background with the text (that now reads in reverse).

fx   Encore
Encore
afeldman said 8 years ago 10/29/2004 11:30:44 AM EDT

On 10/29/2004 5:59:55 AM, 1Mast1 said:

It's god, but the two red-brown things sticking out of the sides of the top of the neck are actually not part of the guitar. They're used to hang it up or rest it upright.

Good eye. I didn't even catch that. I guess I had it zoomed in too close while I was masking.

fx   Vintage Indian
Vintage Indian
afeldman said 8 years ago 10/28/2004 7:25:13 PM EDT

I guess I should have linked the original. That bike is a fairly new design by the Indian bike company, and definately not in the original.

I guess my score will suffer for choosing a Indian cruiser over a Yamaha crotch rocket.

fx   Kitten Offensive
Kitten Offensive
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/30/2004 12:08:30 PM EDT

This looks like it would have been out of Sky Captain: World of Tomorrow.

fx   Wicked WeimWitch
Wicked WeimWitch
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/30/2004 12:08:30 PM EDT

For some reason, this image is just hilarious. Maybe it's the expression on the dog's face.

fx   Killer Kittens
Killer Kittens
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/30/2004 12:08:30 PM EDT

The marks on the box are very convincing, but the bowl of meat/remains doesn't look quite right.

fx   Evil Rodent
Evil Rodent
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/30/2004 12:08:29 PM EDT

I saw the source pic of the lion and almost used it, but I couldn't think of a way to make him evil. I like how you incorporated a different evil animal.

fx   Meteor
Meteor
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/29/2004 4:12:44 PM EDT

On 9/29/2004 2:24:28 PM, ileternaljoker said:

Most radio telescopes do not have a shiny face. Your focal point supports are wavy.

The mirror effect was not added. This radio telescope actually had a mirrored surface before I started. As for the support, I should have only bent the reflection (heat waves), but hindsight is blah blah blah.

fx   Bear Attack
Bear Attack
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/29/2004 11:44:32 AM EDT

Thank you for avoiding all the more cliche entries! There are far too many of them in this contest.

fx   Helmet Cam
Helmet Cam
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/29/2004 11:44:32 AM EDT

This has been done too often.

fx   Meteor
Meteor
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/29/2004 11:29:46 AM EDT

On 9/29/2004 7:39:54 AM, zalameria said:

i wouldnt think these reflect like a perfect mirror, not the ones i have seen. a little unrealistic

The reflection of the ground is real. It was there, I didn't add it.

fx   Wacom Paint
Wacom Paint
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/17/2004 12:13:35 PM EDT

I added the windows, and then the picture in the background because the painting is of Toledo Spain, and I thought putting in an actual picture of Toledo Spain in the background would add something.
I guess not. :-(

fx   Floating Chess
Floating Chess
afeldman said 8 years ago 9/3/2004 1:03:42 PM EDT

That is a sweet chess board.

fx   Pegasus
Pegasus
afeldman said 8 years ago 8/20/2004 3:01:21 PM EDT

On 8/20/2004 2:45:50 AM, PhotoshopCSTrial said:

interesting! where on earth did you get the wing source?!

Google Image Search - "Bird" - Large images only. Took me a while, but it's somewhere in there.

fx   Chupacabra!
Chupacabra!
afeldman said 8 years ago 8/20/2004 12:12:45 PM EDT

Nice lighting.

fx   winter walkies
winter walkies
afeldman said 8 years ago 8/20/2004 12:12:45 PM EDT

Welcome to the site. You picked a really nice source image. One thing I will pass on to you, that was told to me a while back: It's always better to have the elements you insert be a large part of the image, so people can really see your work.

fx   Tunnel
Tunnel
afeldman said 8 years ago 8/20/2004 12:12:45 PM EDT

You may need to adjust your monitor settings a bit. On my monitor, I can see a black box around the eyes.

fx   crocodile
crocodile
afeldman said 8 years ago 8/20/2004 12:12:44 PM EDT

Your source image for the sewer is fantastic. I wish the Croc was bigger though.

fx   The Unmaped island
The Unmaped island
afeldman said 8 years ago 8/20/2004 12:12:44 PM EDT

I really like this iamge. I just wish the dinosaurs were bigger.

fx   jakalope
jakalope
afeldman said 8 years ago 8/20/2004 12:12:44 PM EDT

Great job on the Jackalope. I almost did one too. I think the reporter takes away from it, especially because it is not a reporter.

fx   North_American_Gryffon
North_American_Gryffon
afeldman said 8 years ago 8/20/2004 12:12:44 PM EDT

To bad the image of the rabbit is a little blurry.