Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...
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| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
| Gazelle | Wildlife 2007 [Part B] | 3/19/2007 | 4 | 4.943 | 64/89 | ||
| Crane | Wildlife 2007 [Part B] | 3/19/2007 | 1 | 5.428 | 42/89 | ![]() | |
| Baboon | Wildlife 2007 [Part B] | 3/19/2007 | 0 | 5.164 | 54/89 | ![]() | |
| DogEared | Fantastic Elastic 3 | 11/22/2006 | 10 | 5.392 | 9/23 | ![]() | |
| Corporate Woman | Corporate Takeover 7 | 4/10/2006 | 6 | 5.381 | 23/89 | ![]() | |
| Ohh that water is cold! | Invisible World 18 | 4/7/2006 | 3 | 5.199 | 22/89 | ![]() | |
| Hurdles? | Invisible World 18 | 4/7/2006 | 4 | 5.203 | 21/89 | ![]() | |
| Dunst^2 | Attack of the Clones 9 | 3/23/2006 | 9 | 6.543 | 5/98 | ![]() | |
| The Stone Sisters | Attack of the Clones 9 | 3/23/2006 | 6 | 6.140 | 10/98 | ![]() | |
| Kristin & Kirstin Kruel | Attack of the Clones 9 | 3/23/2006 | 8 | 5.591 | 19/98 | ![]() | |
| Mars Sandcastle | Sandcastles | 3/16/2006 | 23 | 6.369 | 3/43 | ![]() ![]() | |
| Lorikeet | Skorpion vs. afeldman | 2/20/2006 | 9 | 7.320 | 1/2 | ![]() ![]() | |
| Gliding | Vacation Bloopers 5 | 12/15/2005 | 11 | 5.879 | 6/56 | ![]() | |
| Alicia Keys | Band Name Literalisms 4 | 12/14/2005 | 23 | 6.486 | 3/97 | ![]() ![]() | |
| King Blond | Marketing Genius: King Kong | 12/12/2005 | 8 | 5.371 | 22/71 | ![]() |