Spent time as mercenary in Cambobia. Went to Rodeo Clown school after service. Worked part time as a French Caberet Chanteuse. Now I exist solely on Pez and Rolling Rock.
Entry Stats
| red = in submit | green = in vote | blue = completed |
| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
 | Banana Swan | Banana | 4/19/2008 | 0 | 3.992 | 67/111 | ||
 | IBM & LDS | Vintage Ads 5 | 8/24/2007 | 7 | 5.044 | 24/40 | ||
 | Astro Ad | Vintage Ads 5 | 8/24/2007 | 5 | 5.599 | 9/40 |   | |
 | War of the Words | View to a Shill 2 | 5/6/2007 | 1 | 5.023 | 40/85 | ||
 | Jurrasic Pork | One Letter Off | 9/8/2006 | 5 | 4.721 | 73/112 | | |
 | Leather Man | Eyewitless News: Tom's New Job | 8/26/2006 | 2 | 3.124 | 120/121 | ||
 | No Throw | Invisible World 7 | 8/23/2006 | 6 | 4.537 | 50/62 | | |
 | Go Greek | Mate a Movie 12 | 8/16/2006 | 7 | 5.292 | 24/105 | | |
 | The Bowler | Escher Blowout 3 | 8/17/2006 | 14 | 5.873 | 7/68 | | |
 | Epcot | Factory Fresh Plants 2 | 5/12/2006 | 0 | 4.010 | 57/62 | ||
 | Blue Grapes | Color Blind 6 | 4/13/2006 | 7 | 4.636 | 98/182 | ||
 | Green Eggs and Ham | Color Blind 6 | 4/13/2006 | 4 | 4.524 | 122/182 |