Rule the country AND ROCK the house!

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Don't forget your trunks...
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http://static.tumblr.com/bbf8qeh/uKLlzpk62/michael_jackson_84.jpg
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Mantis by Igor Siwanowicz(http://blepharopsis.deviantart.com/)

I am tall, neat and sportsman. And you ?

A lot of funny (and time) doing it! :) Hope you like it!

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Thanks very much !

"Big hands, I know you're the one..."

Merv spends his days and nights online, trolling the free internet porn sites, steaming up his huge nerd glasses...

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You've seen him on TV in "To Catch a Predator" but here we see him in his native environment. He's a creepy older guy looking to be "friends" with a 14 year old girl. Luckily, none of them are biting on his lines so he's off to look at the Miley Cyrus web page. I don't know why he has a jar of Vaseline and a box of tissues-maybe he has chapped lips and a cold and don't ask where his other hand is...he's probably looking for something in his pocket.
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