HAIKU WARS FOUR!

HAIKU WARS FOUR!

Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Contest ended 6 years ago 5/17/2006 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 5 credits
  • Jackpot: 100 credits

Contest Options

rss
 
 
First Place
# 1
By theqissilent (Score: 6.899)
9

Thank you, Worth artists.
Without you, there'd be no me.
Love, Eric Bauman.

Word count: 13
 
Second Place
# 2
By icepigs (Score: 6.835)
7

A question for you,
Toogs, DE and Meowza...
Do you have a life?

Word count: 13
 
Third Place
# 3
By MammaBee (Score: 6.802)
2

“Please view full” they cry
But upload four megabytes
Wasting voters’ time

Word count: 12
 
4
By loremipsum (Score: 6.717)
4

The text section rocks!
What a brainless and cheap way
To get entry stats!

Word count: 14
 
5
By loremipsum (Score: 6.712)
2

"Please vote here and here."
"Happy birthday Worth member."
-Our lovely parrot

Word count: 12
 
6
By thredder (Score: 6.656)
4

He grins when they ask
"How d'you say your name again?"
Theqissilent

Word count: 12
 
7
By Groggie (Score: 6.617)
10

Five, six, four, four, five,
six, four, five, five, five, six, six,
five, karma plus three.

Word count: 16
 
8
By dudarling (Score: 6.582)
8

Don't feed monkeys corn.
They fling feces and it makes
donteatpoop hungry.

Word count: 12
 
Share
Sponsored by Merbley
9
By deaddonkeysrule (Score: 6.469)
4

Stop talking Platy,
No one gets what you're saying,
You just don't make sense.

Word count: 14
 
10
By loremipsum (Score: 6.423)
2

Stubborn strippers play,
Eating more forum bandwidth,
Than GutterMonkey.

Word count: 9
 

Related Contests