bad case of lounge lizard!

Having learned her lesson, Ruth is sticking with seedless watermelon from now on.

Alway's lissen to granny's advise! even if she is a bad speller.

sources: tv-gide | he-part

"Lady bugs" are the result of a genetic experiment gone wrong..better believe it. :)

"America will have a puppet president!"

It came true, but not like everyone thought it would...

original: http://www.gospelcom.net/actsi/cellphone.jpg

It's the end of the world, but look at the bright side! At least we weren't hit by a piece of Uranus!

Pretty self-explanitory. The alternate 'hell-freezing-over' image would've done just as well. Original here.

"And there will come a great flood, a perpepetual winter and the meek shall inherit reasonable housing costs in the city by the bay. Yea verily."