Tired of leafing through piles of documents? Then SnazyboardXP will revolutionise your world!

Lightweight, compact, durable, versatile and stylish, this is the answer to every worker’s needs. The SnazyboardXP not only boasts a hand-moulded synthetic backboard with tungsten reinforcement, but also a steel-bauxite composite clip with 15mm titanium rivets for that extra strength! With a tensile strength up to 25kg, you’ll be able to clip-n-carry in excess of 5,000 sheets of paper!

Pre-orders overshot estimated global sales by 2000%, so there are only 25 SnazyboardXP available! Be the envy of your friends and colleagues, order yours today!

In 2005, Mr. Fentwickle spilled his important papers from a competitors clipboard while walking down the street. Bending down to retrieve said papers, he was hit by a dump truck and now sells pencils from a tin can.

Last year, Mr. Savagewood hit a very large bump in the road on the way to a construction job. He was using a CB-640 to keep his lottery ticket secure. That lottery ticket won him millions; he now lives on his own island.

Which person do YOU want to be?

The CB-640 Document Retention Device; pick one up today for only $29.95!

Tired of using other people’s backs as a table? Do you have two hands, a pen, and a piece of paper? Do you need to write something down? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then you are in need of our new and exciting product—the Clipper 2000! Our patented spring-clip technology keeps your papers in place as you write and they stay put long after you finish! Our unique hard surface allows for smooth, even writing with no grooves or dents to snag your lead. Yours now for the low price of $5.99! Order today!

In the beginning was the Word and the Word was God and the Word was with God.

But, with nothing to hold the Word steady it blew away, and editing was not easy, as you had to kneel and hold the Word against a rock.

God, realizing His incompleteness, then created the clipboard.

In the revised beginning was the Word, and the Word was God, and the Word stayed with God via the clipboard.

Clipboards, the closest to God you may ever get.

Do you have papers? Then you need this device!

Have you ever had your papers scattered to the four winds by a stiff breeze? Then you simply must have this device!

Our boys down in marketing call it a "clipboard." Silly men – it would be much better described as a "lifesaver."

We know your papers are important to you and we know how much you would suffer if they were lost. Purchase our product and you'll never worry about your papers fluttering away again.

Made of exquisite brown pressed wood board with a silver tone clasp and stainless steel spring.

Ever notice that if you take a piece of paper and try to write on it in the air, IT DOESN’T WORK?
Scientists have now discovered that this is because air contains chemicals called ‘wrighta fightas,’ which prohibit the writing in air. It was long though impossible to stop these chemicals.

NOT ANY LONGER!

Zabbo Industry’s new revolutionary product, the Uberboard, blocks the wrighta fightas from touching the page, therefore leaving you to write your sonnet to your right thigh or your ode to that puddle without problem.

Don’t be oppressed by the air! But an Uberboard today!

Are you tired of lugging around heavy books, risking severe muscle strains, just so you have something to bear down on? Well, fear no more! Introducing our newest development, the clipboard! You can bear down on it ANYWHERE, whether it’s at home, in the car, or in the middle of the desert! But wait, there’s more! You can also use your clipboard to hit annoying siblings! You can even use your clipboard as a backscratcher! Best of all, its lightweight, so you can take it anywhere, even Antarctica! With only 150 left in stock, you’ve got to act now!

Have you ever had too many papers floating around and no way to hold them in place? Ever been trying to write only to have your pen tear through the page? We have just the thing for you! Don’t miss out on this wonderfully designed, essential tool that can hold an entire pad worth of paper. Stop in today and pick up your clipboard at our one time low price of only $1.19!

1. Makes a convenient flyswatter
2. Makes a great bat for a game of office baseball
3. You can use it to draw sketches of your boss in precarious situations while he talks at a boring meeting (he’ll reward you because he thinks you’re taking notes)
4. You can use it to slap the sense back into someone who disagrees with you
5. You can put your adversary’s finger under the clip, causing them pain
6. Makes a great ramp for racing toy cars
7. Available in wood AND plastic
8. You can bear down on it

If you don’t buy a clipboard today
‘Twill be very much to your dismay.
You’ll never forget.
You’ll always regret.
And we can’t feed our kids without pay!