Waiting to take the lift up the tower of a church that was bombed in WWII and has since lain unrepaired. To stop the Brits feeling too guilty, however, there was a mildly surreal and highly disquieting exhibit about the Hitler Youth at the top.

Nice view, all the same.

Flag growing out of his head.. check. Random 'that guy' leering out of the background.. check. Priceless expression on his perpetually cheerful face? Check. Overall assessment: perfect Worthmeet Hamburg tourist photo.

5 Worthians at the Landungsbrucken in Hamburg: 4 on the photo (one of them is not involved here at the H2H), 1 behind the camera.

Nobody had time for the harbour as the old camera needed a new filmroll.

Frankly, after persuading his wife to allow a barbeque at all (it was threatening rain, in between the torrential downpours) this seemed perfectly safe.