Famous Hawaiian musician, Aima McManus, of the group Puamana, married the world-renowned impersonator, Rich Little. It was a short marriage because Rich insisted on talking like Jimmy Stewart throughout the wedding night. She then married the Chinese Actor, Lung Ti. Sadly that didn't work out either, mostly due to a lack of communication.

After divorcing him she married Daniel Pott, a actor appearing in 2004's "The Sound of Silence". Again, the two just didn't get along very well and they divorced as well. She found solace in the arms of Martin Short. Unfortunately that solace was short-lived when she found out he was already married.

After a nasty break-up, she took a trip to Africa where she met the N!xau, the actor from the popular "The Gods Must Be Crazy". Being unable to pronounce the "!" click sound, she just called him, N. After his unfortunate passing due to tuberculosis, she finally found true love with the famous mystery novelist, Rex Stout.
Her name now? You already know it, but she now goes by:

Aima Little-Ti-Pott-Short-N-Stout

Picabo Street, the olympic athlete, recently signed a promotional agreement with Panas...

While she was in Japan she met the famous actor, Yusuke Iseya who swept her off her feet.

After a whirlwind romance they were married and she will now be known as "Picabo Iseya"

come on, don't groan like that. Someone had to do it. :D

Former Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place actress Traylor Howard married San Diego Padres pitcher Chan Ho Park.
Ms. Howard's new name: Traylor Park.

If Heidi of Switzerland married Don Ho, they would be Heidi Ho.

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Marriage of Bea Arthur, famous TV actress, to Singer and Songwriter, Sting, at St.Pauls at 5pm today. Full of her usual sharp wit and poisionous comments, the new Mrs Bea Sting looked beautiful at the reception in a striped orange and black velvet dress.

If the English singer Elaine Paige married the tycoon Howard Turner, she would (aptly) assume the name Elaine Paige-Turner.

If Lil' Kim married Kid Rock she'd be Lil' Rock (Arkansas).

If former Oakland Raider number 47 Howie Long Married Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler’s daughter Liv, she just might and could be Liv Long.

Jennifer Bland from "I Know What You Did Last Summer" has married Eric Boring.

"Our marriage perfectly sums up the media's obsession with celebrity weddings," said Jennifer Bland-Boring.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg were to marry Winnie the Pooh, he would become Snoop Doggy Pooh!