Stupid Technology 4

Stupid Technology 4

We have seen the future of high tech, and the future looks... stupid.
Contest ended 9 years ago 5/16/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 10 credits
  • Jackpot: 100 credits

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First Place
# 1
By DerAlt (Score: 7.055)
11
Please do not critique my entry.

The electronic, pneumatic, power assisted toilet aid with see as you go features and laser sidearm for those really stubborn blockages.

 
Second Place
# 2
By afeldman (Score: 6.552)
27

A link between cell phones and death has been determined.

 
21

Introducing the newest product from Abobe. Portable Photoshop 1.0
Now you can take Photoshop where you go, school, work family events.
With its massive 160x120 TFF screen, pictures will come alive. Its packed with a
massive 64 megs of R.A.M that will hold all your photoshops creations!
Now you will have the Portable Advantage. Now Photoshop contests never end.
Please View the full version befor voting
Source pic - http://www.umd.es/prensa/imagenes/compaq/ipaq.jpg

Thanks for all people in #worth1000 that helped

 
21
Please do not critique my entry.
 
15

Any mom in the world will love my invention. Look for the DIGITAL version in a near future.
--- Gotta view full, please. Compresion "socks" ---

 
5
Please do not critique my entry.
 
15

Can you F'n hear me now ?

 
50

Ah, pure stupidity! Bland yet threatening. Made from four 640x480 images in the same light, then clone brushed in about 8 minutes.

 
9
Please do not critique my entry.

Now you can talk on the phone and play Tetris while you drive.

 
14

Who says you can't take it with you! An untimely death is no reason for your loved ones to miss their favorite shows. Now they don't have to, thanks to our state of the art Afterlife Entertainment System!

 

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