Celebrity Signatures

Celebrity Signatures

Contest ended 5 years ago 7/23/2006 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 2 credits
  • Jackpot: 50 credits

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First Place
# 1
By Lemmiwinks (Score: 7.006)
5

You too, dear forum reader, can create a signature file that achieves the elegant simplicity of this one. Savor the tastefulness of my signature; bask in its perfection as you craft your own attempt at signature sophistication. My signature: It's a good thing.

Word count: 43
 
Second Place
# 2
By ileternaljoker (Score: 6.183)
1

Living on borrowed time since 1974

Word count: 6
 
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Third Place
# 3
By anyone0 (Score: 5.781)
3

Oops, I got married again.

Word count: 5
 
4
By ileternaljoker (Score: 5.52)
2

There once was a band that had it all
Before petty differences caused it to fall
Johnnie got shot
Then George went plop
Now I just have to get rid of Paul

Word count: 32
 
5
By ileternaljoker (Score: 5.457)
1

What? Speak up!

Word count: 3
 
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6
By BLASNYC (Score: 5.294)
4

I get no credit, let me tell ya.
My wife told me she almost cancelled my account.
I said 'what for'?
She said 'because i'm already worth-less'.

Word count: 27
 
7
By bevissimo (Score: 5.219)
4

Patrick Stewart

"Hoisted by my own Picard"

Word count: 7
 
8
By belinda48 (Score: 5.109)
2

What pulp fiction did for reservoir dogs
could kill Bill and Jackie Brown....

Word count: 13
 
9
By sethness (Score: 5.091)
2

Life sucks, and then you diet.

Word count: 6
 
2

Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man drinkin'
Tired of drivin' like a blind man
I’m sick of prison with these men winkin’
This is how you remind me
This is how you remind me of the R-C-M-P

- Chad Kroeger

Word count: 50
 

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