The perfect combination: have a few stiff ones before you have to go get examined with a stiff one (e.g., rigid sigmoidoscopy)!
Keep it clean folks!
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Unsure what to call this one, its a spin-off of the name of the reference i used, which was a real Brunswick bowling pin, with a real thong on it. well, real enough, i made it just for the pin.

anyways, hope you like it.

And the tagline could be like "MMMMM...Now HAIR'S a delicious sundae!" or something.

The merlot has great legs!