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Bonus points for bopping Bill Gates.

National PMS Day, a recent addition to the Federal Reserve's list of recognized holidays. Though this "occasion" occurs any time throughout the month, National PMS Day is celebrated on the 26th of September in honor of a certain Worth member.

Guys, your ladies WANT cards like this. Tell them you love them, no matter what, no matter when!

... when you care enough to send the very best...

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"A National Flow Day Globe: A Celebration of Womanhood"

Who cares how silly the holiday is as long as I get a day off between the 4th of July and Labor Day.

People are camping out for free gas day two days early - you probably know some people who would do it, too!

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I'm a vegetarian so I don't know why I did this! lol
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Shot the picture myself.
Do view full (~ 2000x1300). It's a lot crispier (and you can read the text better).

I'm sorry to say that a teddy bear did get hurt, but already long before the making of this picture.
Ramses did it!
:D

Today is the day!