Hook them while their young and impressionable
These new Humanitarian Food Rations have been designed to familiarize the Iraqi citizens with what's to come after the U.S. has settled it's new government.
Published in 1611, and still at the top of the Times charts.
"And Eve went to Adam and gave him the apple".I believe that's a good reason to cast them out of paradise.(Mac users: please, don't hate me)
Someday I would hope to go see King Ludwig's castle in Germany. I hope by the time I get there it doesn't look like this.
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