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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Coruscate, coruscate -- due to an illusion caused by atmospheric interference --
Orb of gasses in a perpetual state of combustion, whose apparent size is miniscule as a result of distance and perspective.
The nature of your composition eludes me.
Holding a position in outer space, perpendicularly situated relative to my position on the planet, you bear resemblance to a carbon-based jewel greatly valued for its attractiveness, clarity, and durability.
Flicker, flicker -- as a result of atmospheric interference --
Still, the nature of your composition eludes me.

My Complete List Of Desires, This Holiday That Commemorates The Birth Of Christ, Are An Anterior Pair Of Hard, White, Bonelike Objects Rooted In Rows In The Jaws Of Vertebrates

You permit my breach of you
You accede to my despoliation
You consent to my piercing you
You allow me to make matters worse for you

Assist ME! I smashed up my bowels!
Aid ME! I have no essence to vend!
Assist ME! The only thing that gets me through!
Aid me in escaping myself

I fancy fornicating with you like a furry thing!
I crave experiencing you from within
I fancy fornicating with you like a furry thing!
I crave experiencing you from within
My universal being is unsound
You obtain for me a path to nirvana
My solitude can be yours; you can seize the odium it conveys
My dearth of devotion can be yours. You may possess me completely

Assist ME! Demolish my resolve
Aid ME! My olfactory alerts me to your arousal
Assist ME! You complete me
Aid me in my metamorphosis

I fancy fornicating with you like a furry thing!
I crave experiencing you from within
I fancy fornicating with you like a furry thing!
I crave experiencing you from within
My universal being is unsound
You obtain for me a path to nirvana

(Whispered)
Transcend the wood, skim the foliage
Inside my gullet, pulled up from veneration
I imbibe the ambrosia within your nest
You provide for my existence

(if you can't tell, this is nineinchnails "Closer")

Ironic - Alanis Morissette

An aged male reached four-score years and eighteen,
succeeded in a numeric game of chance for monetary reward and his mortality ceased twenty-four hours later.

It is an airborne insect of dark neutrality in a drink made with a grape from a specific region in France.
It is being found innocent from a terminal prison sentence, one-hundred and twenty seconds after the deadline.

Is it not contradictorily unfortunate, wouldn't you believe?

It's similar to the gravitational effect on condensed moisture at the time of your matrimonial ceremony.
It's like somebody offering to take you to your destination without reciprocation when you have previously performed a fiscal transaction.
It's the beneficial wisdom that you refused to abide by
Who could have contemplated...it makes sense.

Mr. Err On The Side Of Caution was phobic of air travel
He filled a rigid rectangular receptacle with necessary clothing and used his fleshy oral boundaries to bid farewell to his offspring.
He had bided his time for the entirety of his biological functionality to embark on this journey,
And as the aircraft unintentionally fell to the ground, he considered this;
"This is rather splendid."
Is it not contradictorily unfortunate, wouldn't you believe?

Your term of existence has an amusing ability to approach you unknowingly.
When you perceive it all to be all right and it is all happening admirably.
Your term of existence has an amusing ability of coming to your assistance when it all combusts toward the unique and distinguishing features of your cranium.

An series of immobile automotive land vehicles when you are past the agreed time of arrival.
A notice of prohibition against the consumption of tobacco based products, in the allotted time during work hours set aside for the aforementioned activity.

It is akin to having ten-thousand pieces of concave oval cutlery when what was actually required is a long, flat piece of metal with a sharp milled edge.

It's the interaction between myself and the male I have had subconscious thoughts on
and then being introduced to his aesthetically pleasing marital partner.

Is it not contradictorily unfortunate, wouldn't you believe?
Somewhat superfluously contradictory and unfortunate..I positively believe.

Your term of existence has an amusing ability to approach you unknowingly.
Your term of existence has an amusing, amusing ability of coming to your assistance
coming to your assistance

A mixture consisting mainly of the hydrocarbon derivative CH3CH20H, produced by heating and cooling the sap of a succulent monocotyledon of the daffodil family, Amaryllidaceae, and then by glycolysis and oxidation of the sugar dissolved in one of the resultant liquid fractions.

Tequila

Lodging Within the 31st State

On an unlit thoroughfare in a dry, sandy area
Moderately cold motion of air in the tresses emanating from the follicles in my scalp
Slightly hot aroma of "colitas" (loosely translated from Mexican as "little buds", indicative as a reference to marijuana)
Wafting skyward through the atmosphere
Forward in an area not nearby
I spied a glimmering illumination
My cranium became weighty and my ability to see became poor
I had to cease motion for the period of the day marked by a lack of sunshine
There the female was poised upright on two legs within the entranceway
I registered the auditory quality of a large chime belonging to a church dedicated to converting the local populace to Christianity
And electrical impulses within my brain provided ideas which I did not verbalize
This could be the holiest of all places to which redeemed souls are taken upon death or this could be the land of eternal damnation
Then the female previously poised upright within the entranceway took flame to a wick protruding from a waxy cylinder
And she indicated to me the path
There were sounds of speech emanating from down the hallway
My mind coverted the sounds to what I believe were the following words

Greetings and salutations, you have arrived at the Lodging in the 31st State
Quite a pleasant location
Quite a pleasant visage
An abundance of space at the Lodging in the 31st State
Any occassion within a 365-day period (or, every four years, a 366-day period)
You can locate it presently

To this locality approaches Velocity Competitor
He’s a malignant spirit on rubberized gyres
He’s a hellion and he’s a gonna be a questin’ after any non-specific unknown person.

He’s appropriating mileage closer to you so you best appear sprightly and animated
He’s assiduously spurring forward the almighty Mach 5.

And when the balance of benefit is markedly estranged from him
And there’s jeopardous occupational duties to perform
You may gamble your mortal coil Velocity Competitor
Will maximize success at the conclusion.

Move Velocity Competitor
Move Velocity Competitor
Move Velocity Competitor, Move!

He’s discharged and achieving glorious swiftness as he accelerates through the course
He’s crushing severely the momentum mechanism as though he were not destined to return
Fortuity’s suspended in the future.

Move Velocity Competitor
Move Velocity Competitor
Move Velocity Competitor, Move!

Is this the authentic existence?
Is this now flight of the imagination?
Immovable in a avalanche,
No getaway since authenticity
Unfasten your vision, gaze up to the blue thing up there and distinguish,
I'm just a underprivileged youngster, I require no compassion,
Since I'm simple move toward, trouble-free leave, petite far above the ground, slight stumpy,
Any way the airstream fellates doesn't actually make an issue to me, to me
Dad’s wife just murdered a bloke,
Put a firearm next to his cranium, pulled my activation switch, now he's deceased
Mum, existence had just started,
But now I've disappeared and disposed of it
Grandma’s daughter, ooh, Didn't imply to construct you to blubber,
If I'm not returned again this moment the day after today,
Bear on, transmit on as if zilch really means anything
Too delayed, my point has appeared,
Delivers shudders down my vertebrae, corpse is throbbing all the time
farewell, ev'rybody, I've got to go,
Gotta depart you all at the rear and visage the genuineness
Mama, ooh, I don't want to expire,
I occasionally hope I'd in no way been born at all
I see a modest profile of a chap,
Scare a moushatche, Scare a moushtache, will you do the dance
Terrible weather, very, very upsetting me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Outstanding I'm just a meager lad and not a soul finds me irresistible
He's just a pitiable child from reduced relatives,
Auxiliary him his existence from this mess
simple come, straightforward go, will you let me go
Bismillah! We forbid you to leave
(Ah go on!) Bismillah! Not on your nelly
(Go on, go on!) Bismillah! He ain’t going nowhere
(Go on, go on, go on,) Never gonna be allowed to leave
(I want to leave) You are staying (really, can I go?) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
I’m telling mum
The red horned dude put out-of-the-way for me, for me, for me
So you feel you can rock me and discharge in my eyeball
So you consider you can be devoted to me and abscond me to give up the ghost
Oh, infant, can't do this to me, newborn,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get precisely outta here
I don’t give a rat’s, Anyone can distinguish,
Absolutely bugger-all I care about
Not a God-damn thing
Any way the blustery weather wafts...

Smells Like Teen Spirit