Reality Show

Reality Show

"It's going to be the bomb!"
Contest ended 5 years ago 10/20/2006 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 2 credits
  • Jackpot: 50 credits

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First Place
# 1
By missuszippy (Score: 7.105)
7

Meet Dr. Wilcox Enderberry. A renowned podiatrist and the star of our show. Each week we follow the dramatic and heartrending stories of his patients.

Stacie has a bunion as big as an egg and it’s wrecking her relationship with her boyfriend Jed.

Marty suffers from webbed toes. His shame and embarrassment make for truly compelling television.

Edie’s fallen arches have ruined her modeling career.

Thomas’ chronic athlete’s foot has kept him out of the gym for years.

As we delve into the lives of these patients it's apparent that feet, while often ignored, are as fascinating as any other part of the body.

Dr. Enderberry explains the procedures he performs on the patients as we film them and at the end of each show we discover how happy feet mean happy lives for so many.

Word count: 136
 
Second Place
# 2
By Lemmiwinks (Score: 6.943)
5

Watch the workday of Joe Miller, Zamboni operator at the Fletcher Memorial Ice Rink in Tillsonburg, Canada.

Previously on Zamboni Joe:
Joe checked the motor of the Zamboni, and cleaned out the ice from the previous game. Joe waited for the end of the first period.

Tonight's episode: "Smooth as Glass"
Join Joe after the first period of the hockey game as he drives the Zamboni around the perimeter of the rink, then gradually makes smaller and smaller concentric circles to smooth the ice surface. Nets are replaced, and a hockey fan gives Joe a shout-out.

Next week on Zamboni Joe:
After the second period, Joe drives the Zamboni around the rink in progressively smaller circles, rendering the ice surface clean and smooth before the start of the third period.

Word count: 130
 
Third Place
# 3
By impression (Score: 6.728)
2

Coming up on HBO: "The Line"

Everybody knows it, you experience it almost every day: You're waiting in a line at the supermarket. But have you ever looked closer? What's going on with all those people while they are waiting? What's on their minds? Do they talk to each other? Are they angry, relaxed, impatient, anticipated? What's the relationship between customer and cashier like?

Together, we're gonna experience situations like this: A young man carrying only one yogurt is in a hurry and thus asks the old lady in front of him for a small favor. You'll see how pleasant a "Please go ahead" can be - and how much a "We all have to wait" can hurt... If you look behind the curtain, you'll see emotions mixed up, people in dispair, hope, and joy.

So watch out for our new Reality Show "The Line", coming up soon on HBO.

Word count: 149
 
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By leonardjk (Score: 6.317)
1

Tune in to Fox's sleeper hit of the season, "SnoreOff," this Friday night from 10:00PM until 9:00AM. Who will be the first to wake up to this week's guest Drill Sargeant and be kicked off the bed? Watch the sleepers fight for the immunity earplugs in the midday nap spectacular! And what will the judges do when they find a bottle of Sominex under the pillow? Feathers will fly!

The fun all starts this Friday at 10:00PM, right after the three hour reunion special, "Failed Sleepers, Where are They Now?"

Word count: 90
 
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By divaquerida (Score: 6.309)
4

“Million Dollar Baby” will feature the young girls of yesteryear (all featured on episodes of “My Super Sweet Sixteen”). In “Million Dollar Baby,” the young girls have become young adults who are mothers-to-be. The goal of the show is to find out which young lady’s friends and family will spend the most on her unborn child. Network officials will be sent to each of the ladies’ many showers, and they will then research and tally how much each gift is worth. The lady whose gifts have the highest net worth will win the priceless honor of knowing she may give birth to the “million dollar baby.”

Word count: 106
 
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By beanochris (Score: 6.286)
5

From the makers of 'Yawn' and 'Concrete Mixer' comes the reality show that's taking everyone by storm!

Like your toilet humor? More of a number 2 person that a number 1? Believe there's not enough crap on TV? Think you could write a thesis on your feces? Want to experiment on your excrements? Are you two squares short of a roll? Then you will love...Plop Idol!

Watch in sheer tension as Winnie, Hank and 'The Load' compete to become Baron of the Bowl and the Dean of Diarrhoea.

Judged by Simon Bowel, catch Plop Idol of FOX this Tuesday!

Word count: 100
 
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By Berine (Score: 5.932)
4

Commercial Script...

TO BE READ LOUDLY WITH EXTRA EMPHASIS ON KEY WORDS:

This season, ROX brings you the show that’s going to blow everyone away.

We are stretching the limits of the human body.

How long can one person make a doo-doo?

Ten grossly obese contestants will compete in doing what they do 2nd best.

Don’t believe what you’ve heard, size really does matter.

The longer, the better.

The thicker, the better.

See it for yourself in raw form… corn, popcorn kernels and all other ingredients.

This is what, you, America have been asking for.

Now you have it.

Starting Friday, November 3rd 7:00pm CST ROX rocks America.

TO BE READ VERY, VERY QUICKLY IN A HUSHED TONE:

Contestants using colon cleansers will be disqualified from competition.

Mysterious discolorations will be subject to testing.

Word count: 134
 
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By whatevermj (Score: 5.711)
6

David endlessly restacked his chips as he contemplated the next move. With spades on the board, the temptation to call was all too sweet. He knew he would hit the flush. He stared down his daughter, knowing that she would make the call. She was stubborn for a fourteen year old.

His wife and son had already folded, scared to risk what they had left, but Jenny wasn't afraid. She knew her old-man was banking on a draw. With the cameras rolling she didn't want to back down for anything.

"Call", said David.

The dealer produced the final card, A spade. David pumped his fist into the air. "Yes! I am the winner!"

"Darn!" said Jenny. She stood up and began to unbutton her blouse as dad and son watched intently, cheering and hooting wildly.

All at once the image was replaced with a station placard declaring technical difficulties.

"Family Strip Poker" wasn't going to fly.

Word count: 156
 
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By divaquerida (Score: 5.621)
3

So Grandma can’t legally drive any more. Does that mean she should she have to ride around in a wheelchair that looks like everyone else’s on the block? We think not. So gather the neighborhood octogenarians around the telly, and watch the mediocrity disappear as we add rims, spinners, rhinestones, custom paint jobs, flames, and more and in so doing, make dreams come true. It’s time Grandma got her groove back, ya heard?

Word count: 73
 
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By shadowriter (Score: 5.557)
1

Welcome to the show “Office Life”. On this show be look into the lives of several managers and their cubical dwelling staff over the course of 10 weeks. You will meet some of the quirky characters as they go about their business.

Today’s highlights are;
HR John Philip justifying his position by moving furniture from one side of the office to the other.
Engineering contractor Michael Irwin spearheading a team to design the offices new door handle.
And finally, see Carol Macmillan finish the days filing.

All that and more on tonight show of Office Life.

Word count: 96