So, we all know celebs surf. We just don't recognize them online because no one ever uses their real names. I mean, jenscherryboy@hotmail.com could be Brad Pitt, for all we know. In this short text contest, your assignment is exactly what the title implies- come up with amusing internet screen names for celebrities. Be sure to use the celeb's real name as your title, with the screen name as the entry itself.

The rules of the game are thus: Come up with an amusing screen name for the celebrity of your choice, using the celeb's real name as the title, and the screen name as entry, in accordance with Worth's text guidelines. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions count.