Eyewitless News: North Korea's New Weapon

Eyewitless News: North Korea's New Weapon

New weapons for North Korea
Contest ended 5 years ago 10/19/2006 12:00:00 AM EDT

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  • Cost: 10 credits
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First Place
# 1
By Bas1982 (Score: 6.336)
16

"After a few nuclear test the Democratic People's Republic of Korea best scientists decided to go back to basic. In deep secret our beloved scientists developed a new stealth weapon specially designed for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Counter Spies (DPROKCS). it took the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Scientists (DPROKS)) 10 years to develop this masterpiece of war, our Great Leader tells us that the weapon was tested on so called "Canadians". After many meetings our great scientific scientists agreed to name the new weapon: " The Handgun*"" **

*translated for readers pleasure
** source: The amazing history of Democratic People's republic of Korea, a brief weaponhistory in 9866 pages, printed by the Democratic People's Republic of Korea Free Press and more, 2006

Incoming message: the department of war of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has declared the war on bad compression

sources sxc.hu

 
13
Please do not critique my entry.

Hey, fart jokes are timeless.

 
Second Place
# 3
By Pac0daTac0 (Score: 6.094)
14

North Korea's new Slap-Happy 4500 on display. Clothespin doubles as an aiming device.

 
10

Meant to "revolutionize" infantry and armored tactics, the North Korean Nuclear Armored Turtle, or NikNat, is shown here being tested. Seems they can't get the "reaction" needed and their only giant turtle is suffering from apathy attacks. And a rash.

:p

 
15

Not a new invention, but... They (North Koreans) showed their new mass distraction missiles back in 1975 on a 1st of May military parade in Moscow. The main objective of this highly classified weapon is to keep enemy population too occupied to mount any kind of resistance to an in invasion.

 
8

A Creative Attempt, I like the disguise!!

 
8
By Orinoco (Score: 5.529)
11

Obviously-Very-Evil-Robo-Steer.
Korea's new weapon was photographed last week, note the Korean emblem on the wing. We do not know how dangerous it is yet, and do not intend to ever find out.
Sources

 
6

i found out what it looks like. but i stil dont know what it does?
it has a region selector and a start button and thats it.

PLEASE VIEW FULL for the smaller details.

 
10
By vytcheslav (Score: 5.327)
2

Big bang or big bubble? That is the question...

 

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