The beginnings of a beard.

Prepeat (verb): The first part of déjà vu; the event that you believe you are re-living. From the Latin prepetere, lit.: to do it again for the first time.

Follacy - The mistaken belief that no one will notice your comb over

A woman who sings in the shower.

Masticaption - Eating your words

That seemingly infinite amount of time following the moment when you discover that your breath still smells of the onions you had at lunch, until the moment you find a breath freshener.

Costemplation : The act of hesitation felt by customers before purchasing.

The incorrect method of handling of a large company.

E.g. The accountant found many problems in the financial statements of the enroneous company.

Omnicotence : The feeling of godliness experienced by a human being who has successfully quit smoking.

Pronunciation: "desk-pu-'RA-shun"
Function: Noun
Date: 19th century
1. loss of hope and surrender to company policy
2. a state of hopelessness leading to the urge to bang one's head against their desk.