Realise, my friend,
(Or I suppose you'd you prefer fiend?)
Brandishing a pentagram and

Covering yourself in tattoos
Haven’t fooled anyone!
Underneath your devilish façade, we all know you're a
Regular guy, a real softy even!
Could I make a suggestion, though?
Have someone proofread your posts!

Mathematical smarty-pants,
Intelligence aplenty.
Should have read the manual,
The Dummies' Guide To Home Improvement.
Everyone! Look at who just dropped in!
Roaring laughter ensues.

In the ceiling he pauses,
Quietly contemplating the meaning of drywall.

Voting is for suckers,
1 is all you get.
Cause the lower you score,
The higher I rank!
Only my entries count,
Reading yours puts me to sleep.
You shouldn't even enter,
As it is the only way I can win!

Another day goes by
Nothing
New
In text.

Lose the
Old user name. Build a new
Reputation.
Erase your past
Mistakes and usher
In a new era of
Positive opinion.
Somehow, it was
Unsuccessful. Sorry,
Marv.

Good God! I'm
Utterly
Transfixed by this
Tooth fairy wannabe.
Every day,
Random
Musings and an
Omnibus of
Notoriously delectable
Kitten pictures
Earmark his desperate
Yearning for attention.

Green
Admins
Limit their
Opinons to what they
Obviously
Think Arsi would say

Dig this: there is an
Entity here,
A man? No. No,
Dear: It’s a boy!

Does he suck?
Oh, just because he’s 14 now?
No!
Knock-kneed know-it-all
Enjoys himself among the grownups!
You should go back to your
Sandpit, hatchling!

Retire! We call
Unanimously! I won’t endure a mere
Lad being so much better than I!
Enter contests no more, your skills make me cry!

Taunting admins,
Very bad idea.
Drumstick anyone?
I've already eaten, thanks.
Now you've done it,
Now you face it:
Endless
Retaliation

** Author's Note:
Hmm. It appears as though said wrath has ended.

For now.

Gah!
"A voice
Like butter", Indeed.
Only when YOU post a song...
Only then will I accept sarcasm from
The likes of you!