What do you call a pig that does karate?
Q: What do cats love to eat? A: Mice cream:D LOL! sources
How do you make a tissue dance?Blow a little boogie into it.
How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? One. But you'll need a lot of light bulbs.source
Source PictureA three-legged dog walks into a saloon.He hops up on the barstool and announces to the bartender: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The bear went first and he said,I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest. And he got his wish.The rabbit said, I want a motorcycle helmet. And he got his wish.The bear went up and said, I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female. And he got his wish.The rabbit said, I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet. And he got his wish.The bear said, I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females. And he got his wish.It was the rabbits turn, and he said, I wish that bear was gay.
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of yarn?She had mittens!
Why did the Hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate. . . . . For all you Hedgehog lovers out there i opologise, I'm Sorry! he he he. . . Please view full before voting, thanks and sorry once again!!
What's the product of a wicked chicken?A Deviled Egg of course....
Did you hear about the man who threw the clock out of his window?He wanted to see time fly!(I made the shattered glass myself!)