If you have a warped sense of humor, as I do, you no doubt look at all the cute animals in the world and see them for what they really are: deceitful little cretins that will murder you the second you turn your back. In this contest you will take harmless, innocent animals and turn them into objects of evil (think a cow eating a steak dinner, a nazi gopher, or a chimp with a bad habit as in BigPeeler's themepost).
The rules of this game are thus: You will take any animal that is typically thought to be harmless and innocent (i.e. a mouse or a dove) and turn it into something evil or somehow corrupt their innocense (i.e. give them machine guns). As always, quality is a must. We will remove low quality entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours to submit for this contest, so make your submissions count.