Haiku Wars!

Haiku Wars!

Pick on your fellow junkies, in haiku form.
Contest ended 8 years ago 6/25/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 1 credit
  • Jackpot: 66 credits

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First Place
# 1
By arsidubu (Score: 6.967)
3

Dovewoman, my dear...
are you always this pleasant?
or are you just stoned?

Word count: 13
Please do not critique my entry.
 
Second Place
# 2
By MPolgara (Score: 6.652)
3

I_heart_anime
is just like a puppy, he
keeps humping my leg.

Word count: 11
Please do not critique my entry.
 
Third Place
# 3
By dovewoman (Score: 6.601)
1

called Master DerAlt
the geezer of photoshop
an old fart with style

Word count: 12
Please do not critique my entry.
 
4
By hbomb (Score: 6.323)
1

Dark Servant of Worth
Oh how those pandas haunt you
cuddly, cute, you weep

Word count: 14
Please do not critique my entry.
 
5
By jago (Score: 6.278)
0

Iron? Kite? Haha!
Who ever thought that would fly…
A Led Zeppelin fan?

Word count: 13
Please do not critique my entry.
 
6
By arsidubu (Score: 6.247)
0

The admin named Cyn
I can't say anything bad
or she'll kick my ass.

Word count: 14
Please do not critique my entry.
 
7
By jago (Score: 6.176)
1

Jago, Jago, Bo-
Bago, Banana-Fana
Fo -- ahhh…forget it.

Word count: 8
Please do not critique my entry.
 
8
By arsidubu (Score: 6.175)
1

Evan makes me glad
There is an option in chat
that lets me "ignore"

Word count: 14
Please do not critique my entry.
 
9
By Vortex (Score: 6.158)
2

I have this nightmare,
where I dwell in a world of
bobgagnon's critters

Word count: 13
Please do not critique my entry.
 
10
By dovewoman (Score: 6.144)
0

Taz has the talent
his sarcasm is wicked
He needs to shut up

Word count: 13
Please do not critique my entry.
 

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