I don’t know what it’s like to be happy
Or what it’s like to be glad
And I’ve been sad for so long baby, but it
Really ain’t that bad: yeah-yeah

I’m never disappointed
When things don’t work out for me
And you can’t crush my dreams, darlin’, cause I
Haven’t got any dreams

(Brief musical interlude)

And I’ll just keep on smilin’
Don’t hear complaints from me
I’ve been down for so long, mama, but you
Gotta take it from me.

(Musical interlude)

I don’t know what it’s like to be happy
Or what it’s like to be glad
And I’ve been sad for so long baby, but it
Really ain’t that bad: yeah-yeah

I’m never disappointed
When things don’t work out for me
And you can’t crush my dreams, darlin’, cause I
Haven’t got any dreams

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