This is a themed contest, please do NOT edit the themepost.

Of all the luck, you were just rejected by Medusa in a local pick up joint, and now you're standing behind a minotaur while waiting to use the restroom. Or maybe you're stuck sitting next to that guy again on the subway. You grin and bear it because, after all, public transportation is for everyone.

The rules for this contest are thus: Photoshop mythological characters attempting to strive and survive in the modern world, just like the rest of us.

Thanks to the mythological CCZ for the contest idea!

Have fun, be creative, follow the guidelines please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count!