This is a themed contest, please do NOT edit the themepost.

This is a crazy, dangerous world... we need to be protected from all kinds of hazards. Sure, we wear our seat belts, sure, we put on our hard hats at the construction site. But what about all the other dangers that lurk out there? What's to protect us against falling meteors, killer robots, or even annoying houseflies?

The rules of this contest are thus: pick any danger and come up with some personal protection that will guard us. Be original. Be off-the-wall. And remember: the life you save may be your own!

And, as always, have fun!, follow the guidelines please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count!

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