A young boy named Max uses his lukewarm powers of imagination to transform his room into a magical realm of accountants, insurance agents, lawyers, dentists, and other mildly interesting creatures of the night. Max's resounding lack of any imaginative talent and his love of long division soon earn him the kingship, but he chooses to return home because his stamp collection may go to waste in his absence. A completely uninteresting book, recommended for your completely uninteresting child. He might love it or whatever, but who really cares?

A tale of four children of an English mortgage broker who find a portal to a mysterious land named Narnia inside a magical wardrobe. All of Narnia's property deeds are held by an evil investor Witch whose only fear is of a legend of four children who are the rightful heirs of the mortgage on her Narnia Bank, a fully subscribed Subchapter-S corporation. Follow the children through title searches and pre-trial injunctions as they attempt to file a Title IV Chapter-403/D "Notice of Foreclosure" on the lien on Narnia Bank. A perfect bedtime reading book.

Peter is a wild boy who will never grow up in his fantastic personal Neverland. He meets Wendy and falls for her immediately. She puts him in front of a mirror and points out that he’s a middle aged man in green tights and a wooden sword, living in a clubhouse in the backyard. To win her, he must become a responsible, considerate, and emotionally available partner.

Hijinks ensue when Peter moves in with Wendy and must learn how to shave, bathe and pick up his dirty laundry. He complies, but remains an immature nine year old inside.

Synopsis: At the christening of princess Aurora, her fairy godmothers bless her with wisdom, an amazing voice, and a great vocabulary. A wicked fairy enchants her with a horrible case of Tourette's. A kind fairy, knowing that a princess must always be fair of speech, tries to remove the enchantment, but is only able to repress the princess's speech so that she is able to say nothing but "BLEEP". The spell can only be broken by Prince Charming's kiss. Eventually, Prince Charming arrives, kisses Princess Aurora, and her Tourrette's is cured. They all live happily ever *bleeping* after. The end.

TITLE: The Adventures of Tom Lawyer

SYNOPSIS: Tom Lawyer, public defender, has been called upon to defend the town's most evil doers: Muff Potter and Injun Joe, in the murder of Dr. Robinson. Tom has to find out who is a friend and who is a foe. Why is Huck being blackmailed? Is Becky having an affair? Why does Aunt Polly refuse to leave the house? In a tale filled with action and suspense enter a world of lies and deceit.

Original Title: Rascal

New Title: Wascal

Synopisis: This stunning and moving autobiography of beloved character Elmer Fudd (real life Martin E. Fudd) is easily the most captivating entry in "The Looney Saga", each installment of which depicts a life behind the scenes of America's hardest-working 'toons. In Wascal, Fudd takes readers behind the closed doors of his lifelong struggle with drug addiction, his private battle with cancer and the strength we find within ourselves to fight through adversity. Wascal will have its readers crying and cheering on Fudd as he takes his final bow to a career which has seen him through adversity, shame, and ultimately, triumph.

Original Title: Where the Wild Things Are

New Title: Where the Mild Things Are

Synopsis: When Max is sent to bed without his supper for being naughty, he retreats to the magical Land of the Mild Things. His vibrantly decorated room becomes a drab landscape of greys and muted browns as he travels to the blandest forest you have ever seen. Once there, he spends twenty barely illustrated pages doing next to nothing. This book is sure to be a new bedtime favorite, able to put even the most hyperactive children to sleep within ten pages.

Synopsis:
A workhorse named Robert tries to take a shower at the end of his long, hard day. To his growing frustration, he is repeatedly interrupted by door-to-door salesmen, neighbors needing to borrow yard implements and a petitioner trying to garner a greater pastry allowance for the city police. His troubles finally culminate when an inept criminal attempts to break in and steal Robert's imported loofah. Robert uses his ninja skills to incapacitate the thief, tying him up with his bathrobe belt until the pudgy police arrive at the scene and offer him a job.

(taken from "Robert the Rose Horse")

Everyone will enjoy this board book adaptation of the classic song.

Uh-oh! Someone brought peanuts and shellfish on the school bus today! Many young passengers have an allergic reaction, and everyone sings along as the bus travels to the closest dermatology clinic. Children of all ages will love the up-close illustrations of unusual skin lesions, and many pages have special "scratch and feel" panels.

Original Title: The Complete Adventures of Curious George

New Title: The Complete Adventures of Furious George

Synopsis: The Complete Adventures of Furious George introduces us to a furious little monkey, named George, who constantly terrorizes the man in the yellow hat. George grows increasingly violent until one day he kills the man in the yellow hat. Follow George on his run from justice to his eventual capture to find out just what made George so furious.