You can be politically correct, or historically accurate.

But not both.

Never drink from unidentified soda cans in a house full of smokers.

Think outside the box. That's where all the warning labels are.

The first step in solving a problem, is admitting that you are one.

Never check the box that says, "Always Trust Microsoft Content."

If you are going to be disgusting and perverted, at least open a web page and make some money.

There's no need to suffer in silence when you can still moan, whimper and whine.

Never change a tampon immediately after chopping peppers.

Never trust a naked clown.

Never use big words when a minuscule one will do just fine.