In this contest, your task will be to create children's playthings that are just downright bad. Perhaps they send the wrong messages to children, or they're dangerous and could maim or kill a tyke, or maybe they're just something plain silly that no kid in their right mind would ever want to play with.

The rules of this game are thus: Create a toy that is the result of a bad, bad, bad idea. One they would never allow in a toy store. Think "Brokeback Mountain Action Figures" or "Bulimia Barbie". As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.

NOTE: Remember the no-nos...

"Your entry contains children for which you personally do not have a model release. If you have a model release you must state so in your author's comments"

"Your entry has elements that are not safe for work (i.e. blurred out porn/hate crimes/injury/sickness/obscene gestures) in a contest that is labeled appropriate for all audiences."