10. Someday I may actually enter a contest and get higher than 4th place.

9. Credits purchased can be used as real money in Swaziland
(or at least that's what Claven Says).

8. Repeating the name JaxomLotus out loud makes women think I'm heavy into Zen.

7. W1K Merchandise makes me BMOC at work!

6. KellenHeller's Avatar better than coffee to get myself started in the morning.

5. Arsi's Pink Bunny Avatar proves men can have a soft side. (He IS a man, right?)

4. Silkenfairy and Jolt's romantic nonsence isn't half as bad
once you're three sheets to the wind.

3. Two words: Naked Photoshopping! No one really does it, but we all like to make everyone think we do!

2. 'Of Snacks the Castel' is worse than anything I have ever created or ever will.

And the Number One reason I like to visit Worth1000
1. BigPeeler's Head Shaving Tutorial!

10. Poking fun at arsidubu involves more creativity than a simple mullet joke.

9. Remember that little rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Photoshop him pink and that’s arsidubu.

8. arsidubu is a serious photoshopper. He doesn’t waste any time with silly “illustration” and “photography” contests (although he’s been know to enter a text contest now and then).

7. IronKite or IranKite? I have a suspicion that this guy is an enemy to the proud, freedom loving people of America.

6. Cardinal Cyn revealed how beautiful of a woman arsidubu truly is in modern renaissance self-portraits.

5. arsidubu is responsible for Worth1000 being the number one Google search result for the term "banhammer."

4. If arsidubu collected royalties whenever two images were merged using the "Drew and Bouguereau" method, he'd have enough money to buy the entire Carnival Cruiselines fleet and paint all the ships pink. He's a nice guy though and lets us use it for free.

3. Speaking of three, isn't this where IronKite falls in the Hall of Fame. Where is arsidubu again? Oh that's right! Number one.

2. Despite the origins of his screenname and his legendary banning abilities, arsidubu has never been haughty to the point where he called himself "RC Hammer"

1. during those bleary depressing days when i dont even have the motivation to use the shift key properly, i can still manage to type arsidubus screenname without being rude. try that with Iron...i give up.

10 – Me. Over 1 million head shots of remarkably homely people.

9 – You. Over 1 million images not even vaguely related to each other.

8 – Nothing. 161,000 images of, well... nothing. It’s amazing what some people consider nothing.

7 – Text. Booooring.

6 – Google. 32,900 images. 32,800 screen captures of Google search results.

5 – Snowflake. Seen one, seen all 17,500.

4 – Ulcer. Warning: “Don’t do it.” You’ll have nightmares for days.

3 – Scumbag. Only 226 scumbags? C’mon, you gotta be kidding!

2 – JPG. Do you really have the time to peruse 20,900,000 pictures? Get a life!

1 – Geek. You don’t really want to see a picture of yourself here now do you?

10. It beats ramming a Phillips-head screwdriver up my nose.
9. It's a great place to show off all my pictures of Osama bin Laden, the WTC tourist guy, and Neo dressed like the Pope.
8. I love looking at pictures of bearded women.
7. A wise man once said, "Belly laughing at tacky Paint Shop Pro CNPs shalt replenish thy soul."
6. There's something intriguing about people who call themselves "Puffnasty," "magicgoo," and "Meatlump."
5. I've found that I can relate rather well with mean, obnoxious, cranky people and power-hungry elitist snobs.
4. Repeatedly losing contests empowers me.
3. Getting good karma is too hard in real life, but I've finally found a loophole.
2. Maybe the "Hey stupid! You have 0 credits" message will go away if I look at it enough.
1. .......Worth1000.com.....stole.......my........life.........

10) Kuz Jolt saids soe!

9) You think Ironkite could get away with calling himself a bunny and not getting beat up?

8) Admin V.S. Juror; What would you rather be?

7) Names that end in "e": Jake, Mike, Christine, Jeanette, Anne, Margerette, Julie, ect. Pretty basic.

Names that end in "u": Stu! Much more original.

6) I don't know what an arsidubu is, but I'm sure it would win in a race if matched up against a 4-sided-diamond-shaped flying toy.

5) When approaching a total stranger and saying "arsidubu" the normal response is "pardon?"
When approaching a total stranger and saying "Ironkite" the normal reponse is "WHERE!?" *covers head and runs for cover*

4) On a survey 8/10 people picked "arsi" over "iron" and then giggled thinking they made a joke... they did not.

3) Ironkite get's his name from the modern-day english word "Irony" meaning "Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs" sort of like expecting him to win a contest anymore.

Arsi get's his name from the modern-day Newfoundlandish term "Ey! shut yer arse eh!"
Now think, which one made you laugh more?

2) There's a fine line between eccentric and insane; anyone who tries to fly a kite made of iron has just crossed that line...

1) Foreigners don't bite there tongue when saying "Arsidubu".

10. Heard There was free beer
9. Now where is that Anna Kournakova?
8. To meet R2d2's Cousin RCWU.
7. Naked women in front of computers.
6. Bored with searching for free porn.
5. Came out the bathroom and it was on.
4. Where else can you see a person waterskiing behind a
sheep.
3. To buy the latest fashion trends.
2. Strive to earn 1 million Credit.

And the number 1 reason to visit www.w1k.com....

1. The great and powerfull Cliche list.

Top 10 Words Never To Google Image-Search For.

10. Skank
9. Gonorrhea
8. Deadcat
7. Rash
6. Infection
5. Acne
4. Wound
3. Gunshot
2. Bloody
1. Britney

10)Slimey Sausages

9)Anal ogies

8)Any Rival Search Engine (Pretty sure this get's you on there list)

7)Ugly (Unless you know for certain what your cousin Frank did with those pictures of you on your birthday)

6)"The-rapist pictures" (Don't accidently hit the dash)

5)"Presidential Aids" (You might get pictures of cigars if you know what I mean)

4)"How hotdogs are made"

3)Crapslapped

2)Creme de la Crap

1)Oscar Meyer's Weener

(Yes I realize weener has an "i" in it, but this way it's not picked up by the filter)

10. MERKIN
9. PUS
8. CASTRATION
7. FISSURE
6. HEMORRHOIDS
5. FELCHING
4. MENSTRUATION
3. DIARRHEA
2. NAMBLA

and just for the irony:

1. INVISIBLE

explanations of obscure enties
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10: female crotch toupee
7: hits "anal fissures" - bloody tears
5: um..orally retrieving sex fluids from the partner after
internal deposition
4: the best reason ever to be a male homosexual
2: "national man boy love association" paedophilia group

10. Pussy Cat
9. Jackass
8. Catholic Schools for girls
7. Nothingness
6. Invisibility
5. Temporal stasis
4. Autopsy
3. Fluid
2. Digestive
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