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Idiotic Thief Tries To Steal World's Largest Rubber Duck!An idiotic thief is spending a long night in a jail cell tonight, after he attempted to steal the world's largest rubber duck. He used a rope ladder to get up to the top, but then had no idea what to do from then on.
The Lock Ness Monster Found on Mars!
Strayed from the large magazine cover with a bunch of floating ideas. Instead, just picked my favorite: a mermaid and alien couple discovered on a beach.
Adobe releases a new revolutionized brush which is said to remove acne for good!!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!----------------------------------I laughed so much when I saw the original pic,I had to use it.the first part of the article is copied from wikipedia,lazy me...I'm not english and I'm no writer as well so if I made any type errors,forgive me :x
Hmmm.... Scientology Spice? This was fun! Comments/critique welcome.
Gummy Bears EVOLVE!! Scientists discover gummy with working brain!!Miss Bear, pictured above states (through ESP) "People eat us, and that hurts.. literally."
A local woman was stunned to spot this rare flying feline on an estate close to her home. Experts believe it to be the last of its species, an ancient variety closely related to the domestic cat. Others say it was a genetic experiment gone wrong...(First ever entry! I'm very new to this, and probably not very good, so be as harsh as you like. ;) All sources found w/google)
THey found the Loch Ness monster...on MarsComments are appreciated