2Fast2Furious is 2Hours2Long.

It's a shame that I can't gouge out my mind's eye, as the memory of this atrocity will, no doubt, cause facial twitching for weeks on end.

It amazes me, how much "stupid" you can fit into just one film.

It's just like being on the ride it's named after; it's all wet and might make you want to throw up.

"Jason Biggs stars in a heart touching movie about Friends, soulmates, weddings, beastiality, and why the stop button was created in the first place."

--Amanda Hughn Khis
Bangkok, Thailand

"Mother and daughter switch bodies, go through the agony of having to endure this horrible curse, then switch back. Much like the relationship between your money and this movie at your local video store."

--Mike Rotch
Matry, Arkansas

If this movie was a car driving along a mountainside, I'd steer it off the cliff, to spare anyone from having to see it.

I predict this second installment of Laura Croft: Tomb Raider, will become the second best movie of the summer. Tied for first will be EVERY OTHER summer movie!

Spending 4 months at sea with scurvy would be less painful that sitting through Pirates of the Caribbean.

The only reason I stayed was to make sure it eventually ended!