Corrupt Thy Children 4

Corrupt Thy Children 4

Be bad. Very, very, very bad.
Contest ended 8 years ago 8/10/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 10 credits
  • Jackpot: 100 credits

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First Place
# 1
By JinxRLM (Score: 6.551)
24

Comments welcome, flames are a bit unnecessary; this is satire.

 
14

N is for Nookie

 
Third Place
# 3
By frankule (Score: 6.383)
6

Sudafed is a trademark of Pfizer and all that stuff.
Stay in school.
Dont do drugs.
:)

 
8

It's just the "bare" necessities of life.

 
7

The companion book to "Why does mommy moan and daddy grunt behind the big door?"

 
11

slightly modified from last time... let's see if this version can escape disqualification.

 
2
Please do not critique my entry.

Cut loose with a left hook or stun her with a jab when you hear her say one of four phrases:
"You Drink Too Much!" ... "Do the Dishes" ... "Take out the trash"... "You don't touch me anymore!"

Requires 2 "AA" Batteries (included)
Ages 5 and up

 
23

a new way of going about it. there really weren't any good quality pics on the web that were remotely useable, so i did it this way instead.

 
2
Please do not critique my entry.

An educational book for boys.

I know I'm going straight to hell for this one. :D

 
3

Please view full. Constructive criticism is welcomed.

 

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