Stupid Technology 5

Stupid Technology 5

We have seen the future of high tech, and the future looks... stupid.
Contest ended 8 years ago 8/11/2003 12:00:00 AM EDT

Contest Info

  • Cost: 10 credits
  • Jackpot: 110 credits

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19

Might wanna check out full view.

 
Second Place
# 2
By captain (Score: 6.56)
11

A modern boy scouts wet dream!

 
12

The new Fruit 192 can differentiate between apples and oranges 300% faster than the average trained squirrel. Over 463 varieties (including Granny Smith and Valencia) are now supported.

View full to avoid voiding warranty. Warranty does not cover lemons, grapefruit, or other citrus.

Comparing Apples to Oranges has never been this easy!

 
16

Full view recommended. Thanks
The 2004 Toyota Apache is loaded with extras. Try driving this baby while putting on make-up, eating breakfast, talking on the cell phone all while adjusting the flaps. Carpool riders will love the co-driver joy stick with hell-fire missles for that big thrill during rush hour.

 
15

All you have to control is the pressure of fluid output! Requires minimal maintenance! Easy to install! You'll be racking up high scores in no time, but save those fluids, you'll need them for rounds two and three! From BLAMMO!

Details important (holographic display, etc) so view full plz. Comments welcome.

 
7
By WillieTheCat (Score: 6.084)
9

A useless and stupid invention. But nonetheless if one were invented, I'd probably buy one.

 
9

Original
This is Apple's latest move into proprietary hardware. Features a 450 Mhz processor with variable speed 32x saw blade attachment, cuts at 100 pages/minute!

 
13

Introducing the Official Worth1000 Instant Stats/Rank Portable Monitor!

Now you can check your Contest Rank every second of every waking day! Put that useless computer away...

Send a chat, a flag or even a WTF to horrid user comments! No need for a typewriter 'cause it reads your mind! Losing sleep? No problem, it'll telepathically send your rank straight into your dreams (or nightmares). It's like a little electronic drug (just like the site) :D

Batteries not included.

Full view is so big...it's scary.

 
6

just hope it doesn't open while you are on the phone.

 

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