Was it Lennon or Lenin who played with the Beatles? They both sound so similar, I can never remember. And it was Simon Cowell who made up half of the duo, Simon and Garfunkel, right?
The object of this contest is to swap someone with someone else whose name sounds similar, as demonstrated in the theme post.
Have fun, be creative. Don't forget the cliche list. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.