10. Nobody understands what he types, so he can't be banned for his comments.

9. All of the Worth 1000 administrators and jurors are secretly afraid of him.

8. How do you ban pure evil?

7. Rob can't be banned until we figure out what his wife sees in him.

6. Rob is really a cute and cuddly kitten. How do you ban a kitten?

5. If Rob were banned, we would never get to see pictures of all the new chat users.

4. Rob's got the coolest avatar ever. It is often imitated, but never duplicated. Banning him would lower the Coolness Factor© by about 35.

3. Rob represents the "Dark Side" of Worth 1000. Always two, there are. Master and apprentice. Never more, never less.

2. To replace one Rob, it would take a legion of evil spider monkeys. You don't want spider monkeys taking over Worth 1000, do you?

1. There's a little bit of Rob in each of us. To ban him would be to ban ourselves.

10. It's the only place where I have good karma.

9. Full of vitamins and minerals. (All the eggs, vegetables, fruits, red meat, fish, bloody and maimed bodies, and poultry entries)

8. I keep expecting porn in the head to head section (titles like 3D Fantasy and Fantasy XXX are very misleading).

7. Great epic novel - The FAQ.

6. I'm the only one in the neighborhood who has seen an old guy dressed up in a girl's superhero costume.

5. Fun connect the dot game in my stats.

4. Increased vocabulary with the big words users leave in comments.

3. Weight loss due to vomiting when looking at gross bug in food pictures.

2. Human teeth in a smiling frog is strangely erotic.

1. There's a text section!

Top 10 reasons Galoot's an Admin.

10.The Canadians were under represented.
9. They needed someone to make the coffee runs.
8. He volunteered (One site message a day to jax for four years, it wears ya down.)
7. Did I mention he site messaged EVERY admin for four years?
6. They thought he knew how to cook and the admin picnic was coming up.
5. He had all the right credentials(His currency wasn't forged.)
4. The admins gathered a small group together and they drew straws, he lost.
3. Who knew he'd accept?!
2. His wife wanted him kept a little more busy and was willing to pay for it.

And the number one reason Galoot is an Admin...

1. arsi lost a bet

Top 10 Reasons Galoot is an Admin

10. Someone's got to do it.

9. Galoot thought they were offering Advil.

8. Galoot spelled backwards is "Toolag."

7. Do not discuss reasons Galoot is an Admin while Adminning is in progress.

6. His resume includes two years as a cat wrangler.

5. They meant to ask Matoogs, but it was very late and the coffee ran out hours before and the keyboard was kinda blurry.

4. Why not, eh?

3. He's got compromising pictures of the other Admins, and, given his Photoshopping skills, we're pretty sure they're real.

2. Vancouver Island is a cold, lonely place.

And the number 1 reason Galoot is an Admin....

1. Mayonnaise.

10. Just for the sheer insanity, madness, and silliness of it all.

9. It is a good escape from the reality. *curls up in the corner with the monitor*

8. For all its hilarious antics. I have never laughed out loud so much just by looking at a picture.

7. It is the source of all the good hoax. I can point and laugh at them knowing where they truly originated from.

6. All the tutorials are so educative... wait, education can be fun?!

5. There is a text section.

4. The friendly community that are actually real people, and the lovely, lovely admins. (except for Galoot. I couldn't think of 10 reasons why he is an admin.)

3. It is the only place where a pink bunny is the scariest thing I would run from AND want to cuddle at the same time.

2. It is the only place where a stitched-up cat with hollow eyes can pwn you harder than anything else.

1. JaxomLotus stole my soul.

10. SOMEBODY needs to create images for Ebaumsworld to steal.
  9. I love seeing n00bs complain about their low-scoring entries.
  8. What else am I supposed to do...my job?
  7. I like to see Phildo complain about the ice cream man...weirdo.
  6. I rather enjoy dodging monkey poo.
  5. What else am I supposed to do...my wife?
  4. Where else am I going to steal people's lunch money?
  3. I love watching my entries go up the leaderboard, then down, then up again...
  2. Two Words: Photoshop Groupies
  1. Because I'd lose my job if I got caught browsing a porno site.

The Top 10 reasons I visit Worth1000.com

10) Living in fear of the “Banhammer” is quite intoxicating.

9) 2 words: GutterMonkey costumes.

8) Arsi pink is SOOO hawt.

7) I just have to see if tvdinner has entered any contests lately.

6) Pac0daTac0’s attempts at stealing lunch money from nubile young things is like watching Wile E. Coyote try to catch the roadrunner. It’ll never happen!

5) Checking out my barren trophy mantle brings me humility.

4) I'm curious to see how many threads bevissimo has posted today.

3) The Stat Trick, just who will fall for it next?

2) I enjoy monitoring rob_church’s progress with the "Hooked on Spelling” mentoring program.

And the Number One reason I visit Worth1000.com is…

1) I hear there’s a text section. :P

10. His name is Mister_IQ. I think he is smart enough not to get himself banned.

9. What will happen to his children if he gets banned? Will somebody please think of the children?!

8. His red beard is hot.

7. He makes the best avatars.

6. He is a Canadian. Nobody bans a Canadian, especially the ones that live in a place with the treacherous winter cold enough to freeze you back to the Ice Age!

5. Let us not mention his relationship with arsi to keep himself immune to the banhammer, although Willie might help to break that up... they live too close to each other to be safe, really.

4. He wears a crown, which makes him sort of a royalty. If you try to ban a royalty, your head ends up being misplaced.

3. The fact that he is an admin himself would probably lower the possibility of him ever getting banned.

2. He is quite popular during MS Paint Wars. Banning him would mean taking our precious entertainment away.

1. One word: COWBELL! Who will continue to bang on the cowbell if he is gone?

10) People actually do these things. We all break the rules sometimes and it's just a short step from operating heavy machinery after taking cough medicine to ironing your clothes while you're wearing them.

9) Because they care. The makers of these products genuinely care about each and every one of us and they don't want to see us get hurt. Or, more cynically...

8) To sell products. Nothing raises product awareness like a mention in "100 Stupidest Product Warnings". Or, for that matter, on Worth1000.

7) They want to attract all those daredevils who wouldn't normally buy their product. All those ideas of dangerous things to do with it...how could they resist?

6) It's reverse psychology. Nothing makes you want to do something more than being told not to. All these companies are in league with the local hospitals. It's a conspiracy. It's true, I tell ya, true...

5) They want to scare you. They love watching the look on your face as you contemplate just how that screwdriver you bought could be used internally.

4) For fun. It's not the most glamorous job being a safety label writer - can you blame them for wanting to exercise a bit of creative license? They watch old horror films every night to get ideas of what gruesome things each product could be used for.

3) They like to challenge us. Give our brains a bit of a workout. They print "Do not open for at least one hour after purchase to allow contents to settle"...and they print it on the inside of the box. Then they sit back and watch us puzzle it out.

2) It's all been lost in translation. It made perfect sense in the original Korean. Yes, that's it...blame the foreigners, that's what I say.

1) One word: lawsuits. It costs a lot less to print "This Superman suit does not enable the wearer to fly" than it does to compensate hoards of crying mothers whose children have leaped from their eighth-storey window.

10. It was free to create an account.

9. It gives me a creative outlet to express my real emotions with complete strangers.

8. I like pretty pictures and things.

7. My Internet provider blocked all my adult sites.

6. I can be a superhero alter-ego on the internet and nobody's the wiser.

5. What else am I supposed to do for the whole eight hours I am at work ?

4. Emoticons rule.

3. I am allergic to sunlight.

2. I'm not getting the respect I deserve in my real life.

1. After being done for DUI five times, I'm on house arrest.