Jason trudged back to the camp site whistling. "You know you're out of the city when you have to bury your own sh..."
He stopped, listening to the soft rustling of the pines. "Gayle?"
The last of the embers sparked in the fire. Jason kicked dirt on the stragglers.
"In here!"
In the small shafts of moonlight breaking through the canopy, Jason could just make out the shape of their new North Face Tadpole tent. A present from Gayle's parents, accomplished campers themselves, Jason couldn't help thinking it was a not-so-subtle suggestion that he needed some "naturing-up."
He unzipped the mesh door and climbed in. "Seems a little early to be turning in, doesn't it?" A long shape from the sleeping bag rolled and sighed.
"I thought it would be romantic, this being your first night au naturale." From under the bag's thick shell Gayle's blond head peeked out. Her hand reached up, fingers dangling a pair of small, sheer panties. "What do you say, nature boy? Wanna frolic in the woods?"
Jason dropped to unlace his boots while Gayle removed his breaker. "Yes, ma'am, I think a frolic would do nicely."
'Damn boots, camon! CAMON!' he thought struggling with the triple-knotted laces. A slim hand reached around his face and took hold of his cheek.
Jason gasped and slapped at Gayle's hand. "Ouch! Jason!"
"Sorry, there was a tick on your hand. I thought this thing was suppose to keep out the bugs." He pointed at the fancy tent.
Gayle cradled her slapped hand in her other. "Well it can't do much about the ones we bring in. Must have come along for the ride."
Jason regrouped and kicked off his loosened boots. "Ah! Speaking of rides..."
He rolled onto her, caressing the smooth skin of her face. Moonlight briefly flashed through the netting of the tent.
"Ugh, Gayle, another one. Hold still."
She smiled as he carefully plucked another plump tick from the edge of her hairline. "I think we should check each other, just to be sure we're really alone." He said, not without a smile.
She rustled under him. "Oh Jason, don't spoil the mood. Come here."
He drew close, her hot breath steaming his skin. He kissed her, once lightly, then deeply, moving his hands up into her hair.
"Mmmm, Jason," she breathed in his ear. "Don't stop."
Jason froze. Passion flooded out of him, replaced by a paralyzing chill.
Her head was covered in ticks.
His first, insane thought was 'it's like someone beaded her entire scalp.'
Jason pulled back, unable to take his hands from her hair, her beautiful blond hair. How many times had he'd buried his face there, smelling the light scent, feeling the world just slip away in those silky strands. His overloaded senses let nothing else in but those tiny, glass-hard bumps.
Gayle swept her arms around her husbands neck, forcing him closer. "Jason, darling."
The ticks chittered and like a flock, moved over his fingers and hands toward his wrist like an icy stream.
"Jason, come closer, come to us."
They skittered down over her brow, down her cheeks, thousands of miniature soldiers taking position. Jason inched forward, unable to tear away from her hold. They covered his forearms, like a fluid of armor and he fell closer.
Her face was completely enveloped now. They swarmed in and out of her mouth which each whisper. He caught a last glimpse of blue before the mass swallowed her eyes. "Jason, my love."
'Like someone beaded her scalp...' he thought and she kissed him.