Mike stood in front of the only working elevator on the bottom floor of 122 Water Street, trying to decide if he was going to go up. He had started his job there only a couple weeks before, excited for a new opportunity. But that excitement quickly turned to dread as he worked each day sharing a cubicle with Kevin; a know-it-all with strange anecdotes for everything.
It took less than a week for Mike to figure out why no one ever stopped by to talk to him. The constant stories and incessant chatter made everyone want to stay away, including Mike.
A few moments passed, and he found himself sitting at his desk again, praying Kevin wouldn’t show up. Unfortunately, his prayers weren’t answered. He could hear his heavy footsteps approaching.
"Hey Mike," Kevin began after only a couple minutes of silence. "Have you ever wondered why this place has only one working elevator? That other one’s been ‘Out of Order’ for years.”
"Umm, that's interesting," Mike mumbled, keeping his eyes fixed on his computer screen.
"Well, it actually is," Kevin whispered, grabbing the back of Mike's chair and pulling it closer. "There's a reason it's broken. And I'm the only one in this office who knows why."
"Oh really," Mike smirked, keeping his focus on his computer.
"Yeah," Kevin continued whispering, leaning in even closer. "I can show you."
"Uh, that's ok," Mike stammered, getting up from his chair to get some space. "Isn't it coffee time?"
Kevin stood and slapped his hand on Mike's back. "Sure!" he bellowed. "I'll go get some for you, buddy."
"Oh, that's alright," Mike answered dryly. "I can use the exercise.”
Kevin wrapped his thick fingers around Mike's upper arm and whispered into his ear, "You chicken?"
"Chicken?" Mike asked, pulling his arm out of Kevin's grasp. "I'm just getting some coffee. What are you talking about?"
"You don't want to know about the elevator," Kevin taunted.
"Um, I don't care about the elevator," Mike said, annoyed. "I'm going for coffee. I'll be back in a couple minutes."
"Chicken," Kevin sneered under his breath.
"Fine!" Mike exclaimed, even more annoyed. "Show me why the stinkin' elevator is broken and let me get some coffee!"
Kevin wrapped his arm around Mike’s neck and spoke so close, his lips touched Mike’s ear. “You can’t tell a soul,” he whispered vehemently. “Not a word.”
A shiver ran down Mike’s spine. Kevin had always been strange, but the way he spoke now made him seem more than just annoying. He seemed almost crazy; like one of those guys who comes in one day and shoots half his coworkers because they never invited him to lunch.
“Umm, ok, buddy,” Mike said cautiously. “I can keep a secret.”
“Good,” Kevin said, staring right into Mike’s eyes. “Follow me.”
As they walked down the long hallway towards the lobby, Mike looked around, trying to catch the eye of anyone who was paying attention. Absolutely no one was looking up from their computers. Even the receptionist was busy as they passed by her desk and entered the large lobby that held the building’s two elevators.
Mike stopped at the orange cone in front of the far elevator. Kevin kept walking.
“Hey wait!” Mike shouted. “Aren’t you going to show me?”
“I can’t show you here,” Kevin whispered forcefully. “Come on.”
He motioned for Mike to follow him through a door into the stairway at the end of the corridor, and reluctantly, Mike complied. The two men stepped down the dimly lit staircase to the third floor, where Kevin finally stopped. “You have to be quiet,” he instructed Mike sharply.
He opened the door slowly, exposing a long, dark hallway.
“Where are the lights?” Mike asked uneasily.
“Don’t worry,” Kevin snapped. He stepped behind Mike and gave him a nudge forward, into the quiet hallway. Mike looked around anxiously as they approached the elevator doors in the empty lobby.
“You have to show me here?” Mike questioned.
“You’ll see,” Kevin assured him, stepping to the front of the broken elevator. He placed his stubby fingers into the crack where the elevator doors joined and began to pry them open. “Check this out,” he whispered to Mike.
The doors began to move apart, exposing a dimly lit elevator car, with a dark shape slumped against the back wall. Mike approached the doors slowly, trying to make out what was inside. He gasped as he realized what the shape was. “What the hell!” he exclaimed, turning to Kevin.
Immediately, he felt a violent thud. He reached for his head, and a thick rush of blood covered his hands and ran down his arms. As he fell to the ground, he could see Kevin standing over him; a large metal pipe in his hands.
“Sorry, buddy,” Kevin mumbled as he dragged Mike’s body into the elevator. “I just couldn’t stand sharing a cubicle with you any more.”