"Yeah, I got the first 3 free, but then I just kept forgetting to send in the response cards."

"Yeah, but it's a dry heat."

"I was going to cover the floor in hot coals, but that's where Margie drew the line."

Be careful sitting under that one--I got a tan like you wouldn't believe!

You would be amazed at how much we save every winter...

-I painted these last year, while I was in jail.
-Oh yeah? And what were you in for?
-Arson.

So, would you like to add Fire coverage to your policy?

We tried to find pictures that weren't worth a thousand words.

As Andrew began to describe his flame-thrower collection, John began having second thoughts about underwriting the Smiths.

-And I specially like that painting of an erupting volcano. Its realism is absolutely impressive!!!
-Which one...? Omigod!! That's no painting!! It's a WINDOW!!