This would be the Worth Section of your local card store:)and yes, even if Worth Ruled, there would still be snail mail!
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Before and After

If only makeup were REALLY like this

condom: $2 dollars, lubricant $1 dollar, being safe.... worth1000!!!!

If Worth1000 ruled... the French fries would be drenched in chocolate :)
And Calories and Cholesterol would just be ordinary usernames :)

Inspired by my two most favorite foods

For people allergic to chocolate there's this alternative

Wouldn't it be great if the camera would photoshop the all hard stuff for us? Well if Worth1000 ruled, it would!

Source: http://www.agoravox.com/IMG/jpg/800px-Walmart_exterior.jpg

I just made the first thing that came to mind. Had some trouble deciding how I wanted the main sign to look, but it turned out okay. Changed the slogan to the left of the building. Also changed the flag, though it's hard to tell.
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