In this contest you will help the government think of scary road signs to distract drivers while they are going 70 mph or just scary signs in general.
The rules of this game are thus:
You are to make a scary sign, something you would never want to see (take it from a humorous angle). You may use any road sign you can find, but it should not have profanity on it. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.