Empathetic eyes has she
User friendly, for to be.
Really though, it’s all a con;
You misbehave and you’ll be gone.
Do not tempt her, she’s so tough
I can attest, also quite rough.
Chat’s her milieu. Don’t be mean,
'Ere you’ll be kicked before you’re seen.

Grandiose of his self worth
As if he were the best on earth;
Looking out for n00bies,
Or some bouncing boobies
Of course we never know what he’ll do next
That said, he won’t be doing it in text.

Innocent one
Many fall for your lies.
Appointed a juror, yet
Goodness run dry.
In forums you prey
Creating havoc all day.
Revenge on your mind
Every step of the way.
And although you succeed
To lie your way through,
One more slip up and it's
Red banhammer for you!

Libidinous fraulein -
After every man in chat;
Denying it afterwards.
You know you do!

Medieval mistress,
I refuse to be a
Notch on your chastity belt.

He's Hein in the forums
Avatar says "King of the hill"
Now who is he kidding
Snapping another boring still.
Worth might be his playground,
Or so he may think.
Real art cannot be taught Hein,
So give up, you stink!

Reedin’, writin’, rithmatic,
Oh, fugg this, who give’s a shizt!
Bad boy,
Child
Hater!
Ubber high, wanna be playah!!
Rollz in,
Clues out!
Hail! What the heck is that about?

G utter-minded
U gly-avatared
T hread
T roller
E very time I post you're THERE
R esponding within
M ere seconds
O bviously you don't have a job
N or do you sleep at all
K icking around Worth 24 hours a day
E vidently
Y ou need to get a life

Roaming the chat room,
Obviously looking for new users,
Badgering them with the same questions:
"Come on, show us a picture of yourself." "What's your Worth name?"
Haphazardly typing,
Unable to spell anything correctly,
Rarely correcting his grammar mistakes.
Completely illegible, he types away, never once asking himself:
How are we supposed to understand what the heck he's even saying?

Grumpy as all get out,
And kinda scared of bugs, but we
Love him anyway,
Of course, all he wants are hugs,
Over all he’s pretty great, and all that kind of stuff,
Time to let the word out: He’s just a big Cream-Puff.

Declaring himself the best writer here
I remember thinking ‘he’s conceited’.
Overly loquacious – his style is clear:
Generally dry and oft repeated.
Each time I go through entries, for to vote
Ninety percent of the time I can tell
Entries that this self proclaimed cynic wrote;
So overwritten that they almost smell.
Entirely tireless he does compose
1 entry after another in text.
9 (Nein) Herr Dio, your style always shows.
3 entries per contest, your dream is next
4 a trifecta. Sixty seven tries;
8 only below five; and still he cries.